Scott Walker, governer of Wisconsin, already enacted a policy that charges protesters money to protest.
American government: Ohohoho, yes! We spent all this money on the military and corporate handouts, and then we tried to cut money from social programs to fund this, but then we got all these annoying protestors, so now if we can just charge the protesters money we can kill two birds with one stone! *evil cackle*
Gosh. I don't even have to try to make fun of the government anymore. They've made a caricature of themselves before I even got there..