Tired of all the snow hitting your home this year? Well, at least you can blame it on global warming.It's true: global warming not only means death by heat, but death by snow as well. Al Gore explained it all earlier today when he said,
"increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they [scientists] have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming...In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe.Man, those crazy liberals and their global warming panic. First we have to worry about heatwaves, hurricanes and drought, and now we have to worry about snowstorms? How many problems could one bad thing possibly cause!? What's next, death by angry polar bears?
Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow.”
Pffft. Global warming is just a string of coincidences that have no greater meaning. The record-breaking snow totals across the US this winter are just a coincidence. People in Hartford, Connecticut, worrying about their roofs collapsing because the city got over FOUR TIMES the record amount of snow last month? Just a coincidence.
It also means nothing that this year had the hottest Arctic Currents in 2,000 years.
I blame Al Gore for the whole thing. Some people will do anything to be right. Maybe we should ask him to back off now that he's made his point.
ReplyDeleteOh, and you asked about my post on Republican weather. Republican weather is normal; just ask 'em.
"Republican weather is normal; just ask 'em." LOL.
ReplyDeleteI get impatient with people who say "But it is SOOO COLD and NOT hot!" IDIOTS.
Climate is different from weather.
I want to clobber them with those words.
Nance, are you saying you blame Al Gore for global warming? I need a little more explanation on that comment. It sounds like you are saying he caused the snowstorms just to be right about climate change! In that case, maybe we should start worshiping Gore as the almighty Climate-God. We can burn factories and low-efficiency cars as tributes of sacrifice!
ReplyDeletemorons.....it is called "the weather" if it is hot ....its global warming. if it is snowing.....its global warming. Can we just please put a ten cent tax on every gallon of gasoline sold to invest in renewable sources of energy....but drill drill drill.
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